Bring a #2 pencil…

Kim over at Wornout Woman tagged me for this meme a while back. It took me some time to come up with more amazing tripe trivia about myself. This is a cool variation of the ‘Six Things About Me’ perennial.

Instead of offering up six more things that you just have to know about me, you get to guess what is real and what isn’t.

I’m offering up only five new facts, but each fact has four possible truths attached. Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to decide which of the three multiple choice answers are true. You pick the one false answer.

Check back later and I’ll fess up to the real facts.

1. Food I have tried once and will never eat again (edit: pick the one food this applies to. Three of the choices I do enjoy eating):

a. escargot
b. frog legs
c. peanut butter and dill pickle sandwiches
d. boudin blanche – Cajun pork liver sausage

2. ‘Beauty-marks’ I have, but you can’t see because they are usually covered with clothes:

a. an egg-shaped café au lait birthmark on my stomach
b. a quarter-sized scar on my left thigh from a childhood TB vaccination
c. a small Celtic tattoo on my right shoulder
d. a pale pink Cesarean scar across my abdomen

3. Nicknames I have had sometime in my life:

a. Ta-ra-ra boom de ay
b. Dak Tari
c. Tara-firma
d. Tara-nicotine

4. Other than my dogs and cats, pets I have had:

a. hermit crabs
b. rabbit
c. parakeet
d. horses

5. Languages at one time I could speak fairly fluently:

a. German
b. French
c. American Sign Language
d. Spanish

I’ll suspend replying to comments, so’s not to give anything away… have fun. Remember, there are three right answers to each question. Only one of the four is wrong.