Random Wednesday

2008 April 2
by Tara R.

NO

 

When my children were young and we would be out shopping, like most children they would want me to buy them stuff. Sometimes I would cave and get them a little something. But, soon they came to expect a new toy or book, anything, every time we went out. I got tired of saying ‘no.’

To change things up a bit, and keep me from going nuts repeating the same word over and over, I started saying ‘no’ in as many different languages as I could. I would get through maybe four or five translations, and they would finally get the point.

At one time I think I knew as many as 15 different ‘nos.’

For your reading pleasure, and just in case you want to try this little trick… I give you what translations I remember. (Feel free to add a few of your own.)

  • French – non
  • German – nein
  • Italian – no
  • Russian – nyet
  • Hawaiian – ‘a’ ole
  • Spanish – no
  • Japanese – iie
  • No signKorean (phonetic) – oon-dway
  • Chinese (Taiwan) – msi
  • Chinese (Mandarian) – bu/bu xing/bu ke (thanks sevenses)
  • American Sign Language – Bring the right thumb, index and middle fingers together while shaking the head side to side. (It is possible to yell in Sign Language.)
  • Dutch – nee (pronounced ‘nay’) thanks Xbox
  • Polish – nie (thanks OHMommy)
  • Voch-Armenian (Greek) – ochi/okhi (pronounced ‘okay’) thanks LaskiGal
    33 Responses leave one →
    1. 2008 April 2

      Awesome. I need some help with pronunciation on a few of those. We need a key. lol :)

      [Tara R.] Ashley – most of the words are pronounced like they are spelled… except for iie = eye, and msi = m’see (all one syllable)

    2. 2008 April 2

      Some Dutch for ya… Nee (pronounced Nay).

    3. 2008 April 2

      This is brilliant. I am going to teach them all to Son, so that we can run through them together next time we’re in Target. Thank you for the genius tip!!

    4. 2008 April 2

      I’m still grasping English here! But here are my other phrases that I use, “we’ll see” (my cop-out), “not in a million years,” “never,” “are you kidding me?!?” and “never gonna happen, my friend.”

    5. 2008 April 2

      Oh, we’ve done the sign language one in public! I do those because it’s a LOT easier than causing a scene. That and they get ‘the look’. We also know please, thank you, and yes.

    6. 2008 April 2

      I just say, “Are you crazy or something?” LOL!

    7. 2008 April 2

      Oh, that’s good information to have! I never take my kids shopping anymore. I save a lot of money that way, on not just groceries, but aspirin. ;-)

    8. 2008 April 2

      I want to learn to speak Hawaiian so badly!!!

    9. 2008 April 2
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      No in Chinese (mandarin) can be – bu, bu xing, or bu ke yi. It’s a very specific language, and I’m sure there are more variants out there, lol.

      No in Korean would be aniyo.

      I mostly go for the raised eyebrow of someone contemplating your (in)sanity.

    10. 2008 April 2

      One more–Monty Python and the Knights that say “Ni!” Great list!

    11. 2008 April 2

      GREAT idea.

      Polish – nie

    12. 2008 April 2

      My nine month old daughter screams Nein! Nein! When she is angry. Seriously. I don’t know how she knows it or why she does it. My hubby is convinced I did it with a German guy.

    13. 2008 April 2

      I’m finally catching up on your blog after computer meltdown. Top 10 in the world? Wow! (Picture Wayne’s World: “I’m not worthy!” to even comment on your blog!) The “no’s” are great. I think there’s a window: AFTER the two-year-old-no-screaming-stage.

    14. 2008 April 2

      Voch–Armenian . . .
      Ochi/okhi (sounds like okay)–Greek . . .

      I grew up hearing voch ALL THE TIME. Ugh . . .

    15. 2008 April 2

      adorable post TARa. i didn’t “nie” all of these. he he.

      if you “sign” really fast and violent like with rapid wicked movement … is that like you are yelling?? hmmm??

      night, beany

    16. 2008 April 2

      I’m gonna look so cool in front of my hubby now…….

      He’ll think I finally grew a brain when I am able to speak in other languages.

      Thanks!

    17. 2008 April 2

      What a great idea!! I never thought about that considering how many times a day I say no. Does it work with cats too?? lol!

    18. 2008 April 2

      I TOTALLY think we are sharing a brain!! I do this in my class!!

      And…every now and then…when I’m totally and completely tired of repeating myself…I write it on the chalkboard. Then, all I have to do is point.

      Grocery-store Modification: Grab a Sharpie and any paper-packaged item from your cart.
      (YOUR cart…not someone else’s cart. You don’t wanna start a brawl.)

      Presto! Instant VisualAid!

    19. 2008 April 3

      Haha. Wow, that’s awesome! :)

    20. 2008 April 3

      This is very useful. And a great idea. As a fall back in case none of these work, can your next list be all the ways to say “Daddy needs a drink”?

      [Tara R.] Did you see that phrase from Ms.H, Busy Dad? In place of ‘cerveza,’ you could probably insert ‘Newcastle.’

    21. 2008 April 3

      Tu padre necesitas una cerveza.

    22. 2008 April 3

      this was a fun post!!
      hope you’re having a terrific, awesome, stupendous day!!
      xoxo

    23. 2008 April 3

      What useful information!! Thanks!

    24. 2008 April 3

      Oh i love this.
      i think i shall save it for when i’m a mother ;)

    25. 2008 April 3

      Thanks – this is going to come in very handy indeed!

    26. 2008 April 3

      LOL! What a great idea :) A great way to decline AND teach new languages! I do the “No” in sign language all the time to hubby. Yes….it is possible to yell in sign language :) Do it repeatedly and give a nasty look….well, that’s me yelling ;)

    27. 2008 April 3

      Wish I had thought of this! Maybe I’d have a few less gray hairs now! LOL!

    28. 2008 April 3

      A wonderful idea indeed…you are verra verra smart for thinking of that!

    29. 2008 April 3

      Wow. A world champion martial artist AND multi-language translator. And to think I barely passed Spanish…;) Please don’t tell me you do crafts, too.

    30. 2008 April 3

      Yea! You mentioned Polish. I puffy heart you.

      [Tara R.] Thank you for sharing your language, I was secretly hoping you would. Mwah!

    31. 2008 April 3

      Adopting This!!!

    32. 2008 April 4

      I use ASL to say “NO” to the wonder boy who lives in the house. :last night while driving past a local family diner the sign boasted “Kid’s eat free”. “Dad look”
      “Dan you always eat for free, I have never seen you pick up a cheque in your 13 years on this planet.NO ”
      Great post
      David

    33. 2008 April 4

      hay-uhl no (Southern) :)

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